Dead End Print

I would first like to thank Michael Schulder for putting an end to the jack-ass drought that plagued me for the last couple of days.  Your little post about answering a phone call in the men’s room has renewed my strength.   Michael Schulder is, according to CNN.com, an executive producer, and believes that we are crossing lines when answering phones whilst relieving ourselves.

This is all you have to write about, you SHITHEAD?  Jesus Christ, there are so many things that could happen in a men’s room that I would hold in much worse esteem (the whole glory-hole, toe-tapping thing, for one), but in the name of fuck, why in the hell do you take such offense for a call being answered in the men’s room, and then write about it on your fucking blog?  Yeah, I’m not a big fan of talking to someone while they are pinching one off, but goddamn, at least they aren’t jacking off or something.  That would really disturb me.  Fuck, man, find something better to write about, asshole.  Don’t come over to my internet with your pathetic little complaints.  Take a lesson from me (I am a professional complainer) and find something more pointless to bitch about.  Nobody really cares about cell phone vs. bathroom etiquette.  Granted, nobody really cares about most of what I bitch about, but let’s pretend they do.  That would make my point more valid.  I am great, you suck, end of fucking story, and kiss my paste-like ass.

Tags: bathroom, cell phone, crossing lines, Michael Schulder