Recently, some random person asked me why I don’t write about serious news, like a terrorist attack or economic status. Here’s the reason why I don’t. There is nothing funny about a bomb blowing shit up and killing people. It’s not even funny if it’s a bunch of clowns that got blown to hell. I write about things that I can rip on mercilessly, not ones that just make me into a complete asshole. I can’t make fun of terrorist acts. I could probably make fun of the economy, but it’s taking of of that for me. Nobody wants to read the funny side of a bunch of people dying, as if there is a funny side to it, and furthermore, I don’t want to write it. So people, please, let’s keep the stupid questions like that one to a minimum. You don’t want to be my next feature, and if you do, get some fucking help, because you are screwed the hell up. Reverend, out…of words for now.
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