This is a good one. There are two jackasses in Iowa who tried to break into somebody’s house. That’s not all. They were arrested. There’s more. When they were arrested, they still had their “disguises” on. You know what their disguises were? They hastily colored their faces with black magic marker. I’m not making this up. I haven’t done the required drugs to come up with this crap. What the hell were they thinking? Who in their right minds thinks that’s a good idea? These kids are my age for God’s sake. They make me ashamed of my generation. These two offend my sense of human decency!! These people are just so damn stupid! I’ve got their mugshots, and posted them here.
See? I told you. What the hell is going on here? They should have wrapped their heads in plastic wrap before breaking in; the effect would have been the same. They would have been identified just as easily, the only difference is that they might have suffocated. I’m not too sure that would have been a bad thing. These two are individuals who should never, under any circumstance, procreate. I would sooner accept the extinction of the human race, rather than let the surviving humans be sired by these fucking imbeciles. Seriously, where the hell did the Iowa school system go wrong with these two? I am confident that I will never take residence in Iowa, let alone raise children there. I would not subject my offspring to anything remotely similar to what happened to the goddamn martians. What I am wondering is, who is responsible for the existence of these two fools? How the hell did two pairs of humans manage to raise these idiots? The only pairing imaginable that I could see producing such nincompoops would be some kind of mentally challenged baboon mating with a low-level fungus. The only thing left to say? Damn. Just damn. That’s it for me, dudes. I’m getting out of here before I have a stroke.
