So I read that Michael Crabtree finally signed with San Francisco. About damn time. This guy has been bitching that the millions of dollars he would get for being the tenth overall pick in the NFL Draft is not enough. He wanted something more like what the sixth overall pick was going to get, because he is a top-five caliber player. Okay, yeah, that’s cool, but you weren’t a top five pick, asshole. You were picked tenth, still higher than anyone I will probably ever meet in my lifetime. Son of a bitch, I’m just trying to make around $50,00 per year with what I do! Be happy with what you are getting, and realize that you are still going to end up in the top tier of wealthy people in your life. get the fuck over yourself already. Maybe he’s done that though. I guess he realized that by sitting out this season (which he could apparently afford to do, financially) and re-entering the draft next season, that he would be basically committing career suicide, and any NFL team with any sense at all would not draft him. That being said, he would probably end up with the Cincinnati Bengals. Being from Cincinnati, I’m a huge Bengals fan (WHO-DEY!!!), but let’s be honest: the Bengals don’t exactly have the best track record with draft picks. Seriously, they picked Akilli Smith over Donovan McNabb. Need I say more?
But Crabtree signing this late in the season has hurt him Not only has he missed out on one fourth of the season’s pay, he has lost much-needed time in the NFL, working with his team and getting some big-league experience. I wonder what kind of shape he’s in. I doubt that he would be in peak condition; he hasn’t been practicing with the team, so his physical conditioning most likely falls short of what Mike Singletary expects of his players. This should be fun to watch in the coming weeks. That’s right, more fun than pole dancer with vertigo. I may laugh, I may cry, I may throw up, who knows. Don’t worry though, I’ll let you know what happens when.
