Dead End Print

I came across something on failblog.com recently.  I read it once, and immediately went to the nearest hospital  for a CT-scan.  That’s right; I thought I grew a tumor.  I tracked down the source of the this shit; the link is posted below.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090611123224AAUv41T&cp=2

Apparently, this whole thing was a joke.  So be it.  There are some responses that pissed me off beyond recompense, like this one from some pathetic nerd:

thanks for insulting all us nerds. lol! i think people think cheerleaders are stupid cuz of all the stereotypes you see in movies. you know, blonde=stupid. not that they’re all blonde, they just assume. also, most people stereotype them as materialistic and superficial. and one question for you cuz you insulted nerds (even though you were kidding) if your so smart, then why did you end all your questions with periods? lol, jk

Dude, I know she was joking, but if she wasn’t, then she just ripped your kind (albeit she made herself look like a complete jackass with less brain activity that a coma patient) a new asshole.  Why the fuck are you being all sweet with your “lol”s and “jk”s, and trying to actually answer a dumb fucking question?  GROW A PAIR OF BALLS!!!!  Furthermore, if you knew she was kidding, why the fuck did you even bother to write back?  How dumb are you?

Take your time to read this, but only after swallowing a good amount of booze.  You will see why we should not necessarily hate kids, but hate where the hell our youth culture is heading.  Everyone is to blame (except for me, of course).  From the popular clothing labels and music, all the way to the so-called independent scene.  All these motherfuckers who associate a person’s social status by how they dress and what music they listen to.  This goddamn labeling system that we have going on is completely bullshit.  All is does is promote segregation among our kids and lead to more social ignorance.  Wake the fuck up, people.  Then wake your kids up, and make sure they are actually awake, not just in some kind of vegetative state, which is apparently how they absorb most of their education.  Either that, or you can let your kids continue down a pathetic path of moronic stereotyping.  If you choose the latter, you can comfort yourself in the knowledge that MTV will always be on the air, and you can watch stupid-ass TV shows until your head implodes.  Or until you realize you are, in fact, a moron and off yourself, whichever comes first.