There is a couple who had sex back in 2008. I know, I was shocked too. Seriously, they had sex. Cool, huh? Alright, enough. Stop laughing perverts. Well, they had sex, and the woman got amnesia from it. That’s the funny part. She knew who she was, but she didn’t know what day it was, how she got where she was, who the president was (granted it was 2008, so I would like to have forgotten that too), or anything. She lay in a hospital bed, cracking the same jokes over and over. According to research, she suffered from from something called transient global amnesia, or TGA. The woman recalled having a headache the night before, and after that, “apparently, the next morning, [her] husband and [she] had intercourse. From what [she] found out, there was an orgasm.” No shit. That’s usually what happens when you have sex. Somebody usually has an orgasm. At least what it said in my fifth grade science book.
Okay, as far as amnesia after sex goes, that dude is a god. If I were him, I would feel like a freaking bad-ass! That is ridiculous. Holy crap! That’s is talent! For the single guys out there, I can;t imagine a greater gift than getting freaky with a woman, and then forgetting all about you. You wouldn’t have to do that whole awkward thing if you never want to see her again. You know what I’m talking about. When you see her at a bar and are praying to any deity who will listen that she won’t notice you, but does, and you have to do that, “Oh, hey…,” and play it off. Damn, that sucks.
Honestly, sex after amnesia is pretty common among males. After sex, we forget that the woman is still in bed. We forget that we wanted anything from her, we forget that we even had a conversation. Sometimes, we forget her name! Don’t look at me like that, it has happened to almost every guy out there, so don’t look at me like I’m some kind of insensitive asshole. I know I am some kind of insensitive asshole, but don’t look at me like I am, dammit. You all have fun, I’m signing off.
