Dead End Print

Recently, some random person asked me why I don’t write about serious news, like a terrorist attack or economic status.  Here’s the reason why I don’t.  There is nothing funny about a bomb blowing shit up and killing people.  It’s not even funny if it’s a bunch of clowns that got blown to hell.  I write about things that I can rip on mercilessly, not ones that just make me into a complete asshole.  I can’t make fun of terrorist acts.  I could probably make fun of the economy, but it’s taking of of that for me.  Nobody wants to read the funny side of a bunch of people dying, as if there is a funny side to it, and furthermore, I don’t want to write it.  So people, please, let’s keep the stupid questions like that one to a minimum.  You don’t want to be my next feature, and if you do, get some fucking help, because you are screwed the hell up.  Reverend, out…of words for now.